1 00:00:55,736 --> 00:00:57,989 What's it gonna be, Angelina? 2 00:00:58,072 --> 00:01:03,118 It was Grogan - the filthiest, dirtiest, dumbest excuse for a man west of the Missouri River. 3 00:01:03,201 --> 00:01:05,580 You can die two ways, angel. 4 00:01:05,663 --> 00:01:07,957 Quick, like the tongue of a snake, 5 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:11,127 or slower than the molasses in January. 6 00:01:13,087 --> 00:01:17,300 - But it was October... - I'll kill ya, damn it, if it's the Fourth of July. 7 00:01:17,383 --> 00:01:19,677 Where is it? 8 00:01:25,057 --> 00:01:27,602 Get over there. 9 00:01:32,023 --> 00:01:35,860 I told him to get out, now that he had what he came for. 10 00:01:35,985 --> 00:01:38,363 Not quite, angel. 11 00:01:39,281 --> 00:01:42,034 Take 'em off. Do it. 12 00:01:55,756 --> 00:01:57,841 Come on. 13 00:02:14,233 --> 00:02:17,611 That was the end of Grogan, the man who killed my father, 14 00:02:17,694 --> 00:02:20,781 raped and murdered my sister, burned my ranch, 15 00:02:20,864 --> 00:02:24,201 shot my dog and stole my Bible. 16 00:02:38,924 --> 00:02:41,468 But if there was one law of the West, 17 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:44,429 bastards had brothers 18 00:02:45,097 --> 00:02:47,975 who seemed to ride forever. 19 00:02:50,185 --> 00:02:54,314 But suddenly there he was, my beloved Jessie. 20 00:03:04,409 --> 00:03:08,329 He was the one man I trusted, the only man. 21 00:03:10,748 --> 00:03:14,127 My heart leapt as I watched him ride near. 22 00:03:14,210 --> 00:03:17,630 I could barely wait to feel the warmth of his touch. 23 00:03:38,693 --> 00:03:43,907 At the moment his lips met mine, I knew that we would never again be apart. 24 00:03:56,085 --> 00:03:59,923 I knew then that we would spend the rest of our lives together. 25 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:03,259 Forever. 26 00:04:04,928 --> 00:04:07,472 Oh, God, that's good. 27 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:19,318 The... 28 00:04:19,401 --> 00:04:21,487 ...End. 29 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:15,332 I finished, sweetheart. You wanna celebrate? 30 00:05:18,002 --> 00:05:19,920 So do I. 31 00:05:56,416 --> 00:05:59,836 Romeo, Romeo. Where art thou, Romeo? 32 00:06:02,964 --> 00:06:04,883 It's Bumble Bee, kiddo. 33 00:06:04,966 --> 00:06:08,887 Just so you know, I spare no expense when I celebrate. 34 00:06:53,557 --> 00:06:56,226 Here's looking at you, Jessie. 35 00:06:57,644 --> 00:06:59,730 Whoever you are. 36 00:07:12,869 --> 00:07:14,996 Are you finished? 37 00:07:15,413 --> 00:07:17,039 Thank you. 38 00:07:24,422 --> 00:07:27,425 Come here, Romeo. 39 00:08:17,016 --> 00:08:19,102 Hello? 40 00:08:27,486 --> 00:08:30,030 Oh, my God, Romeo. Is that the time? 41 00:08:30,155 --> 00:08:33,200 Gloria. I'm gonna be late. 42 00:08:52,553 --> 00:08:54,888 - Hi. - Hi, pumpkin. 43 00:08:56,890 --> 00:09:00,102 Mrs Irwin, why won't you take the elevator? 44 00:09:00,185 --> 00:09:04,815 Oh, pumpkin, I never get in an elevator alone. You know - rapists. 45 00:09:04,898 --> 00:09:09,153 - Where are you running off to? - I've got to get to my publisher's. 46 00:09:09,945 --> 00:09:16,201 By the way, the mailman couldn't fit this into your box, so I told him I'd give it to you. 47 00:09:16,368 --> 00:09:18,454 Some love letter. 48 00:09:21,290 --> 00:09:25,544 - Mrs Irwin, you're a tease. - I know, but I keep hoping for you, pumpkin. 49 00:09:36,513 --> 00:09:39,057 Hey, lady. How about a monkey for your nephew? 50 00:09:39,183 --> 00:09:42,145 I'll give you it for $10. Great deal. 51 00:09:42,228 --> 00:09:45,732 It's really nice. Your boyfriend'll love it. It's kinda kinky. 52 00:09:46,566 --> 00:09:49,110 $9. $8, bottom line. 53 00:09:49,235 --> 00:09:52,113 Thank you, but I really don't need a monkey. 54 00:09:52,197 --> 00:09:54,491 But, lady, it's kinda cute... 55 00:09:58,870 --> 00:10:01,498 Hey. That's Miss Wilder's apartment. 56 00:10:01,915 --> 00:10:04,000 Can I help you? 57 00:10:09,506 --> 00:10:11,591 Excuse me. 58 00:10:12,425 --> 00:10:15,136 Get away from that door. 59 00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:17,764 What's this? 60 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,397 Wimp. Wimp. 61 00:10:26,648 --> 00:10:30,068 Loser. Loser. 62 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:32,237 Major loser. 63 00:10:34,239 --> 00:10:36,783 Too angry. Too vague. 64 00:10:37,534 --> 00:10:41,371 Too desperate. God, too happy. 65 00:10:42,372 --> 00:10:45,291 Look at this guy. Mr Mondo-dizmo. I used to date him. 66 00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:47,836 Total sleaze bucket. 67 00:10:47,919 --> 00:10:50,004 Wait a minute. 68 00:10:50,088 --> 00:10:54,134 Hold everything. Get a load of this character. 69 00:10:54,425 --> 00:10:56,719 Now what about him? 70 00:10:56,803 --> 00:10:59,681 No, he's just not... 71 00:10:59,764 --> 00:11:02,017 Who? Jessie? 72 00:11:02,309 --> 00:11:06,981 Maybe it's silly, but I know that there is somebody out there for me. 73 00:11:07,398 --> 00:11:09,859 Oh, yeah? Where? 74 00:11:10,526 --> 00:11:13,237 Certainly not here. 75 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:16,532 Gloria, why do we always have to have this same conversation? 76 00:11:16,615 --> 00:11:19,785 Because I like you, Joan, and I hate to see you all alone, 77 00:11:19,869 --> 00:11:22,997 waiting for somebody who's not gonna show up. 78 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,958 OK, Gloria. 79 00:11:28,461 --> 00:11:30,546 Here it is. 80 00:11:32,465 --> 00:11:35,676 Read it and weep. I always do. 81 00:11:37,803 --> 00:11:41,557 - I'll call you, OK? - Come on. Have another grasshopper. 82 00:11:41,682 --> 00:11:45,519 - I can't. - I'm your publisher. I'm ordering you to. 83 00:11:47,146 --> 00:11:52,109 I'm sorry I even dragged you to this place. I just wanted you to get out. 84 00:11:52,193 --> 00:11:56,697 I know how hard you've been working. I know you're upset about your sister. 85 00:11:56,781 --> 00:11:59,241 How is she? Have you heard from her? 86 00:11:59,325 --> 00:12:03,746 Elaine? I spoke to her last week. She's still in Colombia. 87 00:12:03,829 --> 00:12:07,500 Have they found her husband's body yet? 88 00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:11,378 Just the one piece. 89 00:12:11,962 --> 00:12:16,509 You know what's creepy? I got this package from Eduardo. 90 00:12:16,592 --> 00:12:19,386 Must have been mailed just before he... 91 00:12:20,638 --> 00:12:22,432 God. 92 00:12:22,516 --> 00:12:25,560 Can you imagine? Having your husband murdered. 93 00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:27,729 How is she holding up? 94 00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:32,317 Oh, she'll be fine. Elaine always manages. 95 00:12:33,735 --> 00:12:36,863 CARTAGENA, COLOMBIA 96 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,516 Hey, Ira. 97 00:14:28,059 --> 00:14:31,562 The kid's here with the broad. They're taking her to the boat. 98 00:14:31,687 --> 00:14:33,773 Look at these snappers, will ya? 99 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:38,069 We shoulda just rifled her room. 100 00:14:38,152 --> 00:14:41,989 Ralph, how many times do I have to tell you? It's not in the country. 101 00:14:42,073 --> 00:14:45,076 This kidnapping stuff makes me real nervous. 102 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:50,748 It's a piss-poor idea. It's nothing but trouble. 103 00:14:50,832 --> 00:14:54,335 Look. We've stolen enough of these antique trinkets 104 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:57,547 to keep us living comfortably for the rest of our lives. 105 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,757 Let's kiss off this Third World toilet. 106 00:14:59,841 --> 00:15:03,137 One last big one. Trust me, Ralph. 107 00:15:04,012 --> 00:15:07,683 Did you see that? That ugly, striped son of a bitch down there? 108 00:15:07,766 --> 00:15:11,812 Somebody's gonna get killed, and you fart around with prehistoric animals. 109 00:15:11,895 --> 00:15:16,275 Come on, Ira. Let's forget this one. I got a real bad feeling about it. 110 00:15:16,358 --> 00:15:19,069 Will you stop worrying? Have I ever hurt you? 111 00:15:19,153 --> 00:15:23,157 I will never hurt you. I can't hurt you. We got the same blood. 112 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:28,287 We're not two people. We are one person. Would I hurt me? 113 00:15:30,372 --> 00:15:32,249 Look at those snappers. 114 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:14,792 Romeo. Oh, baby. 115 00:16:20,005 --> 00:16:22,467 - Hello? - Hello, Joan? 116 00:16:22,592 --> 00:16:25,345 - Can you hear me? - Elaine? I can't talk right now. 117 00:16:25,428 --> 00:16:29,098 Listen to me. Listen very carefully. 118 00:16:29,224 --> 00:16:32,644 - I'm in trouble. - Elaine, please. 119 00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:37,148 - Joanie, I am in real trouble. - What's the matter? 120 00:16:37,232 --> 00:16:41,569 Has any mail been forwarded to you with Eduardo's handwriting on it? 121 00:16:41,653 --> 00:16:43,738 Any big envelope? 122 00:16:43,822 --> 00:16:45,865 - Yes. - Oh. Honey... 123 00:16:45,949 --> 00:16:49,702 See if there's some kind of treasure map inside. 124 00:16:51,496 --> 00:16:54,332 It says El Coraz�n. 125 00:16:54,415 --> 00:16:58,336 I need you to bring that map to me in Colombia. 126 00:16:59,754 --> 00:17:01,840 Colombia? 127 00:17:04,134 --> 00:17:06,261 My God. What kind of trouble are you in? 128 00:17:06,344 --> 00:17:08,304 Joanie, please... 129 00:17:08,388 --> 00:17:12,767 Get to the Hotel Cartagena in Cartagena. 130 00:17:12,851 --> 00:17:15,145 When you arrive, call this number. 131 00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:18,231 64-58-24. 132 00:17:18,314 --> 00:17:20,400 - Are you writing this down? - Yes. 133 00:17:20,483 --> 00:17:23,903 And remember, you mustn't tell anybody. 134 00:17:26,197 --> 00:17:29,409 Elaine, I can't go to Colombia. 135 00:17:31,744 --> 00:17:32,829 Joanie? 136 00:17:32,912 --> 00:17:36,207 They'll cut me. They'll hurt me. 137 00:17:41,421 --> 00:17:46,886 Do you know what it's like in Colombia? I do. You sell very well in these macho countries. 138 00:17:46,969 --> 00:17:51,015 They have jungles there, Joanie. Insects the size of sanitation trucks. 139 00:17:51,098 --> 00:17:54,935 - Revolutionaries. Have you had your shots? - Shots? What shots? 140 00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:57,897 See? You're completely unprepared. Wait a minute. 141 00:17:57,980 --> 00:18:02,359 Would you tell me what's going on? Why are you doing this? 142 00:18:02,443 --> 00:18:04,820 Elaine is in some trouble. 143 00:18:04,945 --> 00:18:07,656 She has a little domestic problem. 144 00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:12,411 Elaine's last domestic problem was finding her husband cut into small pieces. 145 00:18:12,495 --> 00:18:15,539 I'm not gonna let you do this. You cannot go! 146 00:18:15,623 --> 00:18:22,546 Here's Romeo. I want you to promise me to feed him and hold him at least once a day. 147 00:18:25,591 --> 00:18:28,219 You'll need something stronger than that. 148 00:18:28,302 --> 00:18:32,431 Listen to me. You get bus sick, seasick, plane sick, train sick. 149 00:18:32,515 --> 00:18:36,268 You practically puke riding on the escalator at Bloomingdale's! 150 00:18:36,393 --> 00:18:39,271 Well, a lot of people get sick in department stores. 151 00:18:39,355 --> 00:18:41,524 Joanie, please. Don't go. 152 00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:46,654 You're not up to this, Joan, and you know it. 153 00:18:46,779 --> 00:18:49,949 I know, but she's my sister. 154 00:18:52,201 --> 00:18:55,579 I'll feed him, but I'm not picking him up. 155 00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:08,635 You're crazy. 156 00:19:59,811 --> 00:20:03,565 The plane from New York, has it arrived yet? 157 00:20:12,908 --> 00:20:15,869 Is this the bus to Cartagena? 158 00:20:23,877 --> 00:20:25,922 Cartagena? 159 00:20:26,005 --> 00:20:28,633 Oh, you speak English. Good. 160 00:20:28,716 --> 00:20:33,304 Can you tell me, is this bus going to Cartagena? 161 00:20:34,138 --> 00:20:36,599 Yes. Cartagena. 162 00:20:36,724 --> 00:20:39,185 Great. Thank you. 163 00:20:44,649 --> 00:20:46,484 Thank you. 164 00:21:09,382 --> 00:21:12,260 Hey, you're on the wrong bus! 165 00:21:12,343 --> 00:21:15,596 Miss Wilder! She got on the wrong bus. This is terrible. 166 00:22:19,077 --> 00:22:21,163 Excuse me. 167 00:22:35,928 --> 00:22:38,013 Excuse me. 168 00:22:42,017 --> 00:22:45,229 I'm very sorry. I'm really sorry. 169 00:22:52,903 --> 00:22:55,823 I'm sorry to bother you. 170 00:22:55,906 --> 00:22:59,409 Can you tell me what time we get to Cartagena? 171 00:23:00,202 --> 00:23:02,412 Is this the bus to Cartagena? 172 00:23:02,538 --> 00:23:04,665 I need to get to Cartagen... 173 00:23:43,913 --> 00:23:46,291 What are we gonna do now? 174 00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:49,961 Where's my suitcase? 175 00:24:06,436 --> 00:24:09,689 You don't have to walk. Another bus will come along. 176 00:24:11,024 --> 00:24:12,692 What? 177 00:24:12,776 --> 00:24:15,904 They know nothing. They are peasants. 178 00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:18,323 Another bus? Really? 179 00:24:18,406 --> 00:24:20,074 Of course. 180 00:24:20,158 --> 00:24:22,535 There are schedules to be maintained, 181 00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:25,789 even in Colombia. 182 00:25:15,673 --> 00:25:17,675 - What? - The purse. 183 00:25:17,758 --> 00:25:20,136 What do you... 184 00:26:38,548 --> 00:26:41,593 What the hell...? 185 00:26:42,302 --> 00:26:46,139 Jesus Christ! What the hell happened to my birds? 186 00:26:48,558 --> 00:26:50,644 Son of a bitch! 187 00:27:08,121 --> 00:27:10,206 Hi. 188 00:27:18,172 --> 00:27:21,676 I demand this car in the name of the law. 189 00:27:21,759 --> 00:27:23,469 Turn the car around. Let's go! 190 00:27:23,553 --> 00:27:26,347 Oh, no. Talk about breaks. 191 00:27:39,944 --> 00:27:42,280 Don't I know you? 192 00:27:44,949 --> 00:27:47,034 You are American. 193 00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:57,587 I spit on 'em. I hate americanos. They're scumo. Scum. 194 00:27:59,422 --> 00:28:01,382 Are you French? 195 00:28:11,893 --> 00:28:15,980 Well, honey, looks like we're gonna have to wait just a little longer. 196 00:28:21,319 --> 00:28:25,072 Excuse me. Could you please tell me how to get to a telephone? 197 00:28:26,699 --> 00:28:31,121 - No, lady. I don't have any idea. I'm sorry. - It's very important that I get one. 198 00:28:31,205 --> 00:28:34,750 Well, we've all got our problems today, don't we? 199 00:28:34,833 --> 00:28:37,211 Can you tell me where the nearest town is? 200 00:28:37,294 --> 00:28:41,215 - How about Miami? - Will there be another bus? 201 00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:45,093 This is it. You got rush hour. 202 00:28:46,011 --> 00:28:49,515 - I have to get to Cartagena. - Cartagena? 203 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:54,394 Angel, you are hell and gone from Cartagena. Cartagena's over there on the coast. 204 00:28:54,478 --> 00:28:57,606 - But they told me this bus... - Who told you that? 205 00:28:57,981 --> 00:29:01,276 - That man that... - That nice man who pulled a gun on you. 206 00:29:02,444 --> 00:29:04,571 What else did he tell you? 207 00:29:06,115 --> 00:29:09,326 - Please, I need your help. - That's my new career, huh? 208 00:29:09,409 --> 00:29:11,870 - It's very imp... - Lady. 209 00:29:11,954 --> 00:29:15,541 Half a year's work just flew south for the winter, all right? 210 00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:17,751 My Jeep is totalled. 211 00:29:17,835 --> 00:29:22,631 In about five minutes, everything I own is gonna be wet. So could you lighten up? 212 00:29:23,090 --> 00:29:28,428 I'll pay you. You don't understand. It's a matter of life and death... 213 00:29:28,512 --> 00:29:30,514 How much? 214 00:29:32,224 --> 00:29:34,309 $50? 215 00:29:36,770 --> 00:29:39,481 You said you lost everything you owned. 216 00:29:39,565 --> 00:29:43,861 - Not my sense of humour. - I'll pay you $100. 217 00:29:43,944 --> 00:29:46,029 200. 218 00:29:52,829 --> 00:29:54,914 I'll do it. 219 00:29:56,249 --> 00:29:59,294 - For five. - What? 220 00:30:00,962 --> 00:30:03,423 I'll pay you $250. 221 00:30:04,424 --> 00:30:08,094 Now, I ain't cheap, but I can be had. 222 00:30:09,679 --> 00:30:14,559 My minimum price for taking a stranded woman to a telephone is $400. 223 00:30:15,977 --> 00:30:19,397 - Will you take 375 in traveller's cheques? - American Express? 224 00:30:19,481 --> 00:30:22,317 - Of course. - You got a deal. 225 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,194 Good. 226 00:31:04,067 --> 00:31:06,236 - Assemble your men! - Yes, sir! 227 00:31:39,854 --> 00:31:42,106 You got any valuables in that suitcase? 228 00:31:42,189 --> 00:31:45,609 No. Yes, all my clothes and things. 229 00:31:45,734 --> 00:31:49,113 - You got an umbrella? - No. 230 00:31:49,864 --> 00:31:54,034 - You got a good pair of walking shoes? - They're all like these. 231 00:32:09,216 --> 00:32:11,594 OK, let's make some time. 232 00:32:12,511 --> 00:32:14,305 You ba...! 233 00:33:03,814 --> 00:33:06,525 Goddamn it, what a ride, huh? 234 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:12,405 I'm telling you, this is turning out to be one hell of a morning. 235 00:33:14,199 --> 00:33:16,868 You OK? 236 00:33:16,952 --> 00:33:18,912 I said, are you hurt? 237 00:33:18,995 --> 00:33:22,624 What's the matter? Paralysed from the neck up? Are you hurt? 238 00:33:22,707 --> 00:33:25,168 - No. - Good. 239 00:33:25,252 --> 00:33:28,130 What's your name? 240 00:33:28,213 --> 00:33:30,507 I'm Joan Wilder. 241 00:33:31,383 --> 00:33:34,469 Joan Wilder, welcome to Colombia. 242 00:33:44,604 --> 00:33:46,106 Ira... 243 00:33:46,189 --> 00:33:48,567 Oh, hi, Ma. It's me, Irving. 244 00:33:48,692 --> 00:33:52,989 - Ralph, you little twerp, where are you? - Calm down, Ma. Who says I never call? 245 00:33:53,072 --> 00:33:55,158 For Christ's sake, tell me the story. 246 00:33:55,241 --> 00:33:59,370 All right, cousin. As usual, you got us in some serious shit here. 247 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:02,623 First of all, the stupid dame got on the wrong bus. 248 00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:06,919 Now I'm stuck in some kind of spicko military compound. 249 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:10,923 They're mobilising for lwo Jima here. 250 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:14,677 - Do they know who you are? - What do you think? 251 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,764 I'm going up, introducing myself to every cop in the pueblo? 252 00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:22,518 And another little tidbit, cousin. 253 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:25,146 Guess who else is here? 254 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:28,900 - Zolo. - Well, give the man a cigar. 255 00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:32,487 You're goddamned right, Zolo. He got in my car. 256 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:37,366 Not only are we kidnappers, but I'm about to have a close encounter with a cattle prod. 257 00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:39,994 - Has he got his boys with him? - No, no, no. 258 00:34:40,119 --> 00:34:42,288 He's making do with the local yo-yos. 259 00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:46,876 Oh, no. 260 00:34:47,376 --> 00:34:50,379 - Look. - Goddamn it, Ralph. Get that map. 261 00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:52,590 Don't yell at me, Ira. Don't yell at me. 262 00:34:52,673 --> 00:34:54,675 Look, you wanna kill me? 263 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:59,555 Take me back to Queens and kill me. Don't let me die in a jungle like a goddamned snake. 264 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,851 Ralph, goddamn it, I don't care what you gotta do. Just get me that map. 265 00:35:08,689 --> 00:35:11,860 Little sister took the wrong road. 266 00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:17,157 And that third party I told you about, he's tagging along. 267 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:22,162 - The man who killed my husband? - The butcher who killed your husband. 268 00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:26,125 A very powerful man with his own private army to back him up. 269 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:30,671 And whether he calls himself Dr Zolo, Minister of Antiquities, 270 00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:34,591 or Colonel Zolo, Deputy Commander of the Secret Police, 271 00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:37,177 he's still just a butcher. 272 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:44,351 Look at those snappers, will ya? 273 00:35:56,947 --> 00:36:01,869 - What's the matter? You sick? - No. I lost my button. 274 00:36:02,578 --> 00:36:06,999 - You lost what? - I lost my button. 275 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:10,210 You're gonna lose a lot more than that. 276 00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:29,313 - These were Italian. - Now they're practical. 277 00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:32,734 Is nothing that I own sacred to you? 278 00:36:32,859 --> 00:36:35,403 Only your $375. 279 00:36:41,659 --> 00:36:43,953 Cops. 280 00:36:44,537 --> 00:36:47,081 What the hell do they want? 281 00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:49,667 I haven't done anything lately. 282 00:36:57,258 --> 00:36:59,803 I'm shooting at a cop. 283 00:37:01,721 --> 00:37:04,349 Wait a minute. He's after you. 284 00:37:05,642 --> 00:37:09,813 - Who the hell are you? - I'm a romance novelist. 285 00:37:09,896 --> 00:37:11,981 You're what? 286 00:37:13,024 --> 00:37:17,278 - What are you doing here? - I told you. My sister's life depends on me. 287 00:37:17,362 --> 00:37:22,492 Don't give me that shit. I thought you were donating a kidney or something. 288 00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:24,744 Christ, here they come. 289 00:37:24,828 --> 00:37:27,997 This may be a good time to try on those shoes. 290 00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:38,091 - Wait. - Deal's off, lady. 291 00:37:39,717 --> 00:37:41,177 Wait! 292 00:37:47,058 --> 00:37:49,727 Lady, you are bad news. 293 00:37:54,775 --> 00:37:57,570 What'd you do? Wake up this morning and say, 294 00:37:57,653 --> 00:38:00,489 "Today I'm gonna ruin a man's life"? 295 00:38:13,711 --> 00:38:16,881 - Do you know where you're going? - Looks like a trail. 296 00:38:16,964 --> 00:38:19,341 This is a trail? 297 00:38:33,814 --> 00:38:36,025 Lady, you are a jinx. 298 00:38:37,735 --> 00:38:39,820 What about the bridge? 299 00:38:40,738 --> 00:38:43,783 That ain't a bridge. It's goddamn pre-Columbian art. 300 00:38:43,866 --> 00:38:46,076 We can't get across that. 301 00:38:50,748 --> 00:38:52,750 All right. 302 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:57,171 We're gonna hold them off right from here. You just stay right behind me. 303 00:38:58,422 --> 00:39:01,842 Goddamn it. I knew I should've listened to my mother. 304 00:39:24,157 --> 00:39:28,787 I could've been a cosmetic surgeon. 500,000 a year, up to my neck in tits and ass. 305 00:39:42,634 --> 00:39:44,761 Lady, I hope you're taking notes, 306 00:39:44,845 --> 00:39:48,765 cos you got a real-live death scene going on right here. 307 00:39:59,401 --> 00:40:01,611 Romantic novelist, my ass. 308 00:40:40,151 --> 00:40:42,236 Holy shit. 309 00:41:32,829 --> 00:41:36,874 - We can't cross. - We won't catch them up. 310 00:41:36,916 --> 00:41:39,252 What the hell are you doing? 311 00:41:39,961 --> 00:41:43,881 Drinkin'? I could've been killed, and you're drinkin'? 312 00:41:49,137 --> 00:41:50,138 Wait. 313 00:41:50,513 --> 00:41:53,057 Oh, yes. I will catch them up. Let's go! 314 00:42:14,830 --> 00:42:16,915 Are we stopping? 315 00:42:27,092 --> 00:42:29,303 Be my guest. 316 00:43:27,153 --> 00:43:29,239 You OK? 317 00:43:39,249 --> 00:43:41,334 Come on. 318 00:44:02,939 --> 00:44:05,817 - Is anybody else in there? - No. 319 00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:08,778 No, it's a cargo plane. 320 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,532 What is all this? 321 00:44:12,615 --> 00:44:17,620 All this? About five to life in the States. A couple of centuries down here. 322 00:44:17,704 --> 00:44:19,998 Oh, marijuana. 323 00:44:20,081 --> 00:44:22,167 Oh, you smoke it? 324 00:44:23,168 --> 00:44:25,712 I went to college. 325 00:44:25,837 --> 00:44:27,297 Sure. 326 00:45:04,668 --> 00:45:07,046 All right. OK. 327 00:45:10,591 --> 00:45:13,719 Oh, God, do I love those flyboys. 328 00:45:32,863 --> 00:45:35,407 What? 329 00:45:35,491 --> 00:45:38,619 This is Elaine's favourite drink. 330 00:45:47,878 --> 00:45:51,006 You gonna tell me about that sister of yours? 331 00:45:53,300 --> 00:45:55,387 I already did. 332 00:46:00,767 --> 00:46:06,606 Her husband died and I've come down here to comfort her. 333 00:46:10,735 --> 00:46:12,821 It's the truth. 334 00:46:18,326 --> 00:46:21,455 Right. Yeah, it's the truth. 335 00:46:25,041 --> 00:46:28,253 All right. I'm gonna make a fire. 336 00:46:33,008 --> 00:46:35,844 You got any dry matches in here? 337 00:46:39,598 --> 00:46:41,683 Well, looky here. 338 00:46:44,811 --> 00:46:47,105 Oh, no, don't! 339 00:46:51,526 --> 00:46:54,196 You and I ought to have a talk. 340 00:46:57,324 --> 00:46:59,409 All right. 341 00:47:07,334 --> 00:47:10,796 Yeah, that's what I call a campfire. 342 00:47:19,305 --> 00:47:23,893 So they're ransoming your sister for this El Coraz�n. 343 00:47:24,811 --> 00:47:27,939 That's Spanish for "the heart". 344 00:47:28,731 --> 00:47:32,109 This map here leads to the heart. 345 00:47:33,319 --> 00:47:36,113 But the heart of what? 346 00:47:36,906 --> 00:47:38,991 I don't care. 347 00:47:42,995 --> 00:47:48,918 You see here where it says this El Coraz�n is hidden in C�rdoba province? 348 00:47:49,001 --> 00:47:52,171 So we're sitting right in the middle of it. 349 00:47:52,255 --> 00:47:56,175 All I care about is my sister. And that map is her life. 350 00:47:57,009 --> 00:48:00,763 Like hell it is. Whatever's at the end of this map is your sister's life. 351 00:48:00,888 --> 00:48:04,642 Now, we get our hands on this El Coraz�n, 352 00:48:04,767 --> 00:48:07,895 then you got something to bargain with. 353 00:48:08,646 --> 00:48:12,233 - I knew it would happen. - You knew what would happen? 354 00:48:12,316 --> 00:48:16,571 All you care about is yourself. I knew that from the moment I laid eyes on you. 355 00:48:16,654 --> 00:48:19,532 Oh, was that the first moment when I saved your ass? 356 00:48:19,657 --> 00:48:25,204 You see? There you go. You have no finesse, no style. 357 00:48:25,288 --> 00:48:29,459 A real man doesn't have to draw attention to his actions. 358 00:48:29,542 --> 00:48:33,546 You're just... You're a mondo-dizmo. 359 00:48:35,298 --> 00:48:37,342 What am I? 360 00:48:37,426 --> 00:48:41,013 You're a man who takes money from stranded women. 361 00:48:41,096 --> 00:48:45,851 A real man is honest and forthright, 362 00:48:45,934 --> 00:48:47,811 and trustworthy. 363 00:48:50,439 --> 00:48:55,194 Would you please do me the courtesy of looking at me when I'm speaking to you? 364 00:48:55,277 --> 00:48:58,405 I mean, this is exactly what I'm talking about. 365 00:48:58,489 --> 00:49:00,866 If you had any kind of manners... 366 00:49:26,642 --> 00:49:29,353 Goddamn bushmaster. 367 00:49:29,436 --> 00:49:31,522 Is it poisonous? 368 00:49:31,605 --> 00:49:33,899 Yeah... 369 00:49:33,982 --> 00:49:37,110 But very tasty. 370 00:50:20,613 --> 00:50:24,451 See, you gotta figure sulphur-crested cockatoos, 371 00:50:24,576 --> 00:50:28,163 they go for about 800 a shot. 372 00:50:28,246 --> 00:50:32,792 Then you got gentle red-tails. They're close to 2,000 each. 373 00:50:34,669 --> 00:50:39,174 I figure I lost close to 15,000 bucks in that bus crash. 374 00:50:39,799 --> 00:50:41,885 Wow. 375 00:50:43,470 --> 00:50:45,555 You want to know something crazy? 376 00:50:45,638 --> 00:50:48,850 - What? - I don't even know your name. 377 00:50:48,933 --> 00:50:51,561 Well, you never asked me. 378 00:50:54,439 --> 00:51:00,612 - Excuse me. I'd really like to know. - Colton. Jack T Colton. 379 00:51:01,654 --> 00:51:04,199 - What does the T stand for? - Goddamn it, man. 380 00:51:04,324 --> 00:51:07,076 The Doobie Brothers broke up. 381 00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:11,706 - When did that happen? - How long have you been down here? 382 00:51:13,249 --> 00:51:16,252 Forever. I don't know. 383 00:51:16,336 --> 00:51:19,757 Were you always into birds? 384 00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,927 No, no. I was... 385 00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:27,598 I was into shortcuts. 386 00:51:27,681 --> 00:51:30,643 Birds just seemed to be a fast way to get what I wanted. 387 00:51:30,726 --> 00:51:34,146 And a hell of a lot healthier than dealing in this crap. 388 00:51:35,272 --> 00:51:37,817 What is it you want? 389 00:51:42,029 --> 00:51:47,159 - I think I'll throw another key on the fire. - No, please. I'm getting dizzy. 390 00:51:49,411 --> 00:51:52,832 What do you want, seriously? 391 00:51:52,915 --> 00:51:55,292 I'd really like to know. 392 00:51:59,964 --> 00:52:04,135 Came down here on a coffee boat about a year and a half ago, right? 393 00:52:04,844 --> 00:52:07,596 Christ, what a job that was. 394 00:52:08,931 --> 00:52:12,309 But I couldn't get over that ocean, you know. 395 00:52:13,227 --> 00:52:16,564 Yeah, I love the ocean. 396 00:52:17,273 --> 00:52:22,486 You know, you just gotta get out there all by yourself. 397 00:52:22,611 --> 00:52:25,156 Nobody else around. 398 00:52:25,281 --> 00:52:27,366 It's beautiful. 399 00:52:29,535 --> 00:52:31,620 So that's what I want. 400 00:52:31,704 --> 00:52:36,167 Try to get enough money together, buy a boat, sail around the world. 401 00:52:37,543 --> 00:52:41,381 So you're just gonna sail away, all by yourself? 402 00:52:43,967 --> 00:52:46,428 Yeah. 403 00:52:46,511 --> 00:52:49,222 Sounds lonely, Jack T Colton. 404 00:53:01,693 --> 00:53:03,695 Well, 405 00:53:03,778 --> 00:53:06,907 what does the T stand for? 406 00:53:09,242 --> 00:53:11,328 Trustworthy. 407 00:53:27,636 --> 00:53:31,389 Man, I tell ya... one hell of a morning. 408 00:53:32,182 --> 00:53:35,310 It's turned into a bitch of a day. 409 00:53:55,956 --> 00:53:58,041 Tenedor del Diablo. 410 00:54:01,963 --> 00:54:04,048 The Devil's Fork. 411 00:54:29,991 --> 00:54:30,825 Zolo. 412 00:54:54,849 --> 00:54:58,186 - Friendly, aren't they? - Drug runners. 413 00:54:59,020 --> 00:55:01,314 Just try to look mean. 414 00:55:09,739 --> 00:55:11,782 - What's the matter? - Nothing. 415 00:55:36,183 --> 00:55:38,268 - OK, here we go. - What? 416 00:55:38,352 --> 00:55:41,396 I knew I should have listened to my mother. 417 00:55:43,524 --> 00:55:45,609 You ready? 418 00:55:48,153 --> 00:55:52,491 Excuse me. Gentlemen, we are in need of a car. 419 00:55:56,745 --> 00:55:59,873 Can any of you lovely gentlemen tell me where... 420 00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:05,462 Only one car in village. Juan, the bell maker. 421 00:56:06,922 --> 00:56:09,299 The bell maker. 422 00:56:10,217 --> 00:56:12,302 Thank you. 423 00:56:17,349 --> 00:56:22,396 Bell maker, my ass. That fuselage we slept in is probably one of Juan's lost shipments. 424 00:56:22,521 --> 00:56:26,191 - You mean he's a drug de...? - Don't say that word out loud, OK? 425 00:56:26,275 --> 00:56:29,319 - A dope...? - Come on, let's go. 426 00:56:46,504 --> 00:56:49,966 You hold back. This one, I'll handle. 427 00:57:06,357 --> 00:57:10,487 - What do you want, gringo? - You speak English? That's great. 428 00:57:10,570 --> 00:57:14,616 We understand that you have a car. We would like to rent or buy it. 429 00:57:14,699 --> 00:57:16,910 We have to get to a town. 430 00:57:16,993 --> 00:57:20,163 What do you call this I'm livin' in? A pigsty? 431 00:57:21,247 --> 00:57:23,500 No. This is lovely... 432 00:57:23,583 --> 00:57:27,170 - Hit the road. - Amigo, you don't understand... 433 00:57:27,295 --> 00:57:30,632 - Hit the road. - Se�or, I'd... 434 00:57:36,471 --> 00:57:38,765 It's cool. 435 00:57:38,890 --> 00:57:41,518 It's no problem. 436 00:57:50,485 --> 00:57:53,154 OK, Joan Wilder. Write us out of this one. 437 00:57:53,279 --> 00:57:55,114 Joan Wilder? 438 00:57:56,032 --> 00:57:59,035 Joan Wilder? The Joan Wilder? 439 00:58:02,498 --> 00:58:06,085 - You are Joan Wilder, the novelist? - Yes, I am. 440 00:58:06,919 --> 00:58:10,840 I read your books. I read all your books. Come in. 441 00:58:10,965 --> 00:58:15,553 This is Juanita Wilder, who writes the books I read to you on Saturdays. 442 00:58:20,766 --> 00:58:23,060 Come in. 443 00:58:23,144 --> 00:58:26,438 I can't believe you're here. Joan Wilder. 444 00:58:27,606 --> 00:58:30,067 I've been reading your books all these years. 445 00:58:30,192 --> 00:58:32,820 I'm so honoured to have you here. 446 00:58:32,903 --> 00:58:35,072 Welcome to my humble house. 447 00:58:38,284 --> 00:58:42,496 I'm sorry. I haven't introduced myself. I'm Juan. I live here. 448 00:58:45,249 --> 00:58:49,420 The greatest novelist. Get the door, please. 449 00:59:44,017 --> 00:59:47,062 Come in. Make yourself at home. 450 00:59:47,145 --> 00:59:49,523 - Ever read The Return of Angelina? - No. 451 00:59:49,648 --> 00:59:52,108 That woman makes me hungry. 452 00:59:53,151 --> 00:59:56,571 - How about Love's Wicked Kiss? - I haven't read that either. 453 00:59:56,696 --> 00:59:59,825 Take it. I have many copies. I have here The Ravagers 454 00:59:59,908 --> 01:00:02,702 and I am waiting for Angelina's Savage Secret. 455 01:00:02,786 --> 01:00:08,208 I am so glad you're here in Colombia. I want to show you all around my beautiful village. 456 01:00:08,291 --> 01:00:13,088 We have colourful tile roofs, typical cobblestone streets, and very rich fields. 457 01:00:13,171 --> 01:00:17,884 - I was born here, and so was my poor family. - What I really want is a phone. 458 01:00:17,968 --> 01:00:21,721 No phones. I hate phones. I don't have a phone. 459 01:00:21,805 --> 01:00:24,349 But have a drink. Let's hang out. 460 01:00:24,474 --> 01:00:26,059 Look. 461 01:00:26,143 --> 01:00:29,104 Like it? I can be in one of your books. 462 01:00:29,187 --> 01:00:32,607 Oh, your drink. I got Southern Comfort. 463 01:00:32,732 --> 01:00:39,322 Or Michelob, Kirin, Becks, Dos Equis, Perrier, Anchor Steam, Doctor Brown... 464 01:00:39,406 --> 01:00:42,660 - How about a Xerox machine? - Yes, but she is broken. 465 01:00:47,748 --> 01:00:51,836 - Where is the nearest phone? - Many miles from here. 466 01:00:51,919 --> 01:00:55,548 - Can we get there in your car? - Who told you I had a car? 467 01:00:55,631 --> 01:00:57,717 The men in the village. 468 01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:00,678 They told you I had a car? They're such comedians. 469 01:01:00,761 --> 01:01:03,306 They meant my little mule, Pepe. 470 01:01:16,110 --> 01:01:18,196 Not bad for a little mule, eh? 471 01:01:21,157 --> 01:01:23,701 Now Pepe's warming up. 472 01:01:27,622 --> 01:01:31,459 - What are we stopping for? - I can't hurt my favourite pig. 473 01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:47,725 Look out! 474 01:01:55,399 --> 01:01:58,945 See over there by the fence? That's where my mother was born. 475 01:01:59,028 --> 01:02:02,950 See that tree? The third tree up the ridge? My brother planted that tree. 476 01:02:10,207 --> 01:02:12,960 OK, Pepe, let's lose 'em. 477 01:02:21,677 --> 01:02:24,429 - This guy's crazier than I am. - Gracias. Yeah. 478 01:02:51,331 --> 01:02:56,545 - What the hell ya doin'? That field was cover. - I wanted to show you this other field. 479 01:03:00,507 --> 01:03:03,760 This guy who's following you, he's very persistent. 480 01:03:21,862 --> 01:03:25,283 No problem. My little mule is fireproof. 481 01:03:31,581 --> 01:03:34,709 - See that river? - The one without the bridge? 482 01:03:36,002 --> 01:03:40,590 - It is the water supply for many villages. - What do you mean, without the bridge? 483 01:03:40,673 --> 01:03:44,260 - It feeds into the Amazon. - The one without the bridge. 484 01:03:44,344 --> 01:03:48,973 - Where the hell you going? - Lupe's Escape. I used it often in the past. 485 01:04:29,639 --> 01:04:31,766 You're OK now. 486 01:04:31,891 --> 01:04:35,270 You need little mule to use Lupe's Escape. 487 01:04:35,353 --> 01:04:39,524 That river is impossible to cross for 200 miles in either direction. 488 01:04:40,567 --> 01:04:46,490 In fact, over that mountain the river becomes wild. Muy peligroso. 489 01:04:46,574 --> 01:04:48,784 Waterfalls, rapids. 490 01:04:49,660 --> 01:04:52,037 Angelina country. Right, Joan? 491 01:04:52,121 --> 01:04:54,999 Whatever happened to Lupe? 492 01:04:55,624 --> 01:04:58,711 - Terrible disappointment to family. - I can imagine. 493 01:04:58,794 --> 01:05:02,006 He entered the priesthood. So I took over the business. 494 01:05:02,089 --> 01:05:04,300 Is for the best. I'm not so reckless. 495 01:05:04,383 --> 01:05:07,678 He might have ended up hanging from El Tenedor del Diablo there. 496 01:05:07,761 --> 01:05:11,056 - It used to happen to bandidos. - El Tenedor del Diablo? 497 01:05:15,019 --> 01:05:17,855 Hey, let's hit it. We're on a roll. 498 01:05:17,938 --> 01:05:22,693 I'm sorry I cannot take you to Cartagena. Beyond this town I am a wanted man. 499 01:05:22,776 --> 01:05:26,030 But the bus will take you in the morning. 500 01:05:34,914 --> 01:05:38,000 Of all the things you can say to me right now, 501 01:05:38,083 --> 01:05:43,297 "I've lost her", Ralph, is gonna get the most teeth broken in your mouth. 502 01:05:43,422 --> 01:05:47,176 If they're hiking through the jungle, there's nothin' I can do about it. 503 01:05:47,301 --> 01:05:50,095 I have a car. I am not Tarzan. 504 01:05:50,179 --> 01:05:54,767 I have been through every one-horse shithole for a 200-mile radius. 505 01:05:55,726 --> 01:05:58,938 You shoulda seen the river I had to traverse this morning. 506 01:05:59,021 --> 01:06:01,941 So don't give me any of your crap, you gutless wonder. 507 01:06:02,024 --> 01:06:06,446 You have been an embarrassment to me and the whole family ever since you were born. 508 01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:09,199 And one more thing, Ira... 509 01:06:10,492 --> 01:06:14,830 You are the luckiest son of a bitch that walked the face of the earth. She's here. 510 01:06:15,539 --> 01:06:18,500 - She's there? - She's right here. 511 01:06:19,668 --> 01:06:22,462 She's coming right toward the phone booth. 512 01:06:23,255 --> 01:06:25,382 She's with some guy. 513 01:06:25,465 --> 01:06:29,594 How do I know? She likes guys. So do you, maric�n. 514 01:06:43,441 --> 01:06:49,406 - Yeah, all the rooms have baths. - That's great. You speak English too. 515 01:06:50,782 --> 01:06:54,619 You wouldn't have a Xerox machine around here, would ya? 516 01:06:54,744 --> 01:06:57,873 Yeah. We have one in the back. 517 01:06:58,790 --> 01:07:02,085 And it's big enough to take map size? 518 01:07:02,169 --> 01:07:04,254 Yeah. Complete. 519 01:07:05,380 --> 01:07:08,133 Yes, I understand. I'll do that. 520 01:07:12,262 --> 01:07:16,558 Elaine is all right. They'll wait for me to take the bus tomorrow. 521 01:07:16,641 --> 01:07:22,189 - That's great. Slide, man. You're covered. - I don't know. He sounded so smug. 522 01:07:22,272 --> 01:07:24,441 - Who? - That bastard that's got Elaine. 523 01:07:24,525 --> 01:07:27,570 Sure he is. You're bringing him what he wants - the map. 524 01:07:28,529 --> 01:07:30,615 Yeah. 525 01:07:32,366 --> 01:07:36,204 Well, I guess this is it. 526 01:07:39,665 --> 01:07:41,751 I guess so. 527 01:07:44,086 --> 01:07:48,424 - $375. That was the contract, right? - Yeah. That was it. 528 01:07:56,349 --> 01:08:00,394 The least I can do is buy you dinner. Looks like it's gonna be a helluva party. 529 01:08:00,478 --> 01:08:02,647 I'd like that. 530 01:08:02,730 --> 01:08:04,857 Listen, I got a room in the hotel. 531 01:08:04,941 --> 01:08:08,528 Why don't you go get cleaned up? I'll buy us some new rags. 532 01:08:08,611 --> 01:08:12,240 - Number seven. - Seven? That's my lucky number. 533 01:08:14,367 --> 01:08:15,827 Mine too. 534 01:08:52,948 --> 01:08:55,784 It's just beautiful. 535 01:08:55,868 --> 01:08:57,911 Thank you, Jack. 536 01:09:14,011 --> 01:09:17,222 I think your writing's hot. It's great. 537 01:09:17,306 --> 01:09:20,309 I mean it. I'm tellin' ya, I'm impressed. I am. 538 01:09:20,809 --> 01:09:25,314 - You've never even read the book. - I know. 539 01:09:26,064 --> 01:09:28,442 I suppose... 540 01:09:28,525 --> 01:09:31,904 it's my way of living in another age. 541 01:09:31,987 --> 01:09:35,115 If you did that, I never would have met you. 542 01:09:37,034 --> 01:09:39,495 I got you something. 543 01:09:48,378 --> 01:09:50,672 El Coraz�n? 544 01:10:17,575 --> 01:10:20,662 - Let's dance. - I can't. 545 01:10:20,745 --> 01:10:23,039 I'll show you. 546 01:11:10,628 --> 01:11:13,089 I lost my langostino. 547 01:12:49,104 --> 01:12:51,481 Someday, if I had the money, 548 01:12:51,606 --> 01:12:56,319 I'd take you and sail away. 549 01:12:56,403 --> 01:12:58,530 Just the two of us. 550 01:12:59,447 --> 01:13:02,242 Around the world and back again. 551 01:13:05,162 --> 01:13:08,748 I promise you we'd do that. 552 01:13:17,257 --> 01:13:20,719 Why haven't you taken the map away from me? 553 01:13:23,638 --> 01:13:25,724 What are you talking about? 554 01:13:26,850 --> 01:13:30,437 I saw that tree today, the Devil's Fork, that's on the map. 555 01:13:31,313 --> 01:13:36,109 - You know how close we are? - Sure, but what's that got to do with it? 556 01:13:36,193 --> 01:13:39,946 I was thinking about what you said, about having more to bargain with. 557 01:13:40,071 --> 01:13:43,158 Yeah. Your best way to help Elaine is to get that treasure. 558 01:13:43,241 --> 01:13:46,912 Then you could waltz into Cartagena. You're holding all the cards. 559 01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:51,917 I'd love to see you on that boat. 560 01:13:53,502 --> 01:13:57,255 But, Jack, if we have to give it up to save Elaine... 561 01:13:57,380 --> 01:13:59,633 Then we give it up. It's your sister. 562 01:13:59,716 --> 01:14:04,012 Hell, yeah. Of course we give it up. But at least we've got the leverage to do it. 563 01:14:15,566 --> 01:14:17,777 Let's go for it. 564 01:15:11,038 --> 01:15:13,499 He just won't quit. 565 01:15:28,432 --> 01:15:31,226 - What are you doing? - I'm hot-wiring the car. 566 01:15:31,351 --> 01:15:33,645 Try the key. 567 01:16:01,965 --> 01:16:04,676 There it is. That's the shrine. 568 01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:06,720 Let's go. 569 01:16:37,292 --> 01:16:40,337 This can't be all. There's gotta be another clue. 570 01:16:40,420 --> 01:16:45,425 Well, landmarks change, things grow. All that stuff, you know. 571 01:16:48,470 --> 01:16:50,557 You hear that? 572 01:16:51,516 --> 01:16:53,601 Waterfall. 573 01:16:53,685 --> 01:16:55,770 Look, Jack. 574 01:16:57,939 --> 01:16:59,023 All right! 575 01:17:20,587 --> 01:17:23,047 - You all right? - Yeah. 576 01:17:27,510 --> 01:17:29,971 This has got to be it. 577 01:17:31,890 --> 01:17:35,894 What does Leche de la Madre mean? 578 01:17:37,312 --> 01:17:41,149 - Leche de la Madre? - Yeah. It's on the map. 579 01:17:42,525 --> 01:17:44,611 It means "mother's milk". 580 01:17:44,694 --> 01:17:46,779 Mother's milk? 581 01:18:02,295 --> 01:18:04,380 I'll be goddamned. 582 01:18:05,757 --> 01:18:07,884 Mama, I'm home. 583 01:18:14,016 --> 01:18:16,894 - I can't believe I'm doing this. - What? 584 01:18:17,686 --> 01:18:20,689 Digging for treasure with you. 585 01:18:22,525 --> 01:18:24,985 Jack? 586 01:18:25,110 --> 01:18:27,488 Yeah? 587 01:18:27,613 --> 01:18:30,741 You're the best time I've ever had. 588 01:18:33,828 --> 01:18:37,665 Never been anybody's best time before. 589 01:19:12,491 --> 01:19:14,743 It's a priceless statue. 590 01:19:19,957 --> 01:19:23,127 Somebody out there's got a really sick sense of humour. 591 01:19:23,210 --> 01:19:27,298 Wait a minute. My first book, Treasures of Lust, 592 01:19:27,381 --> 01:19:30,510 I hid the treasure inside the statue. 593 01:19:52,782 --> 01:19:55,911 Jesus Christ, we're in a lot of trouble. 594 01:19:57,037 --> 01:20:00,165 Understatement of the year, asshole. 595 01:20:01,833 --> 01:20:04,961 Is there anybody who isn't following you? 596 01:20:06,004 --> 01:20:09,132 Put the goods in the bag. 597 01:20:13,553 --> 01:20:15,806 Now move it, before Batman comes home. 598 01:20:15,889 --> 01:20:19,309 It's time I had a chauffeur, Miss Wilder. 599 01:20:20,227 --> 01:20:25,732 - Back off me, creep. Just back off. - Oh, I'm the creep, huh? At least I'm honest. 600 01:20:25,816 --> 01:20:29,903 I'm stealin' this stone. I'm not tryin' to romance it out from under her. 601 01:20:30,237 --> 01:20:33,740 Wait a minute. Going for the stone was my idea. 602 01:20:35,158 --> 01:20:38,328 That's what all the good con artists want you to think. 603 01:20:38,411 --> 01:20:40,705 He made you think you needed it, you sap. 604 01:20:40,789 --> 01:20:44,126 Get in and drive. Move it. 605 01:20:47,170 --> 01:20:49,256 Move it. 606 01:20:49,548 --> 01:20:52,218 See how you like being stuck in... 607 01:20:52,301 --> 01:20:54,387 Holy shit! 608 01:20:57,890 --> 01:20:59,767 Get in. 609 01:21:03,646 --> 01:21:06,190 - Which way do we go? - Follow that stone. 610 01:21:23,666 --> 01:21:25,877 Mounties! 611 01:21:35,386 --> 01:21:37,472 Hit it. 612 01:21:59,202 --> 01:22:02,330 - Where the hell are you goin'? - Where am I goin'? 613 01:22:03,748 --> 01:22:07,001 How about Lupe's Escape? 614 01:22:26,647 --> 01:22:29,942 Where you goin'? Quit steering. You're not going anywhere. 615 01:22:40,118 --> 01:22:42,913 What are we gonna do now? 616 01:22:42,996 --> 01:22:45,082 Jump. 617 01:23:18,323 --> 01:23:21,743 Joan Wilder! What a comeback! 618 01:23:25,330 --> 01:23:27,416 Man, I thought you drowned. 619 01:23:27,499 --> 01:23:29,585 I did. 620 01:23:30,210 --> 01:23:33,381 - You OK? - Sure. 621 01:23:33,465 --> 01:23:36,426 I'm great. I'm fine. 622 01:23:36,509 --> 01:23:38,595 Only you're on that side. 623 01:23:39,387 --> 01:23:43,141 - There's no way across this sucker. - You did this on purpose. 624 01:23:43,266 --> 01:23:46,436 What the hell you talkin' about? We went over a waterfall. 625 01:23:46,519 --> 01:23:51,566 Admit it. You planned this all along. I knew I couldn't depend on you. 626 01:23:56,070 --> 01:23:58,364 What's the name of that hotel in Cartagena? 627 01:23:58,573 --> 01:24:01,493 Hotel Cartagena. What do you care? 628 01:24:01,576 --> 01:24:07,624 All right. Now you just head towards the sunset and you'll make it. And I'll be there. 629 01:24:07,707 --> 01:24:12,712 Yeah, sure. With El Coraz�n in your pocket. What about my sister? 630 01:24:12,796 --> 01:24:16,216 Well, they don't have to know about this. 631 01:24:16,341 --> 01:24:19,385 - You got the map. - Well, you've got the stone. 632 01:24:25,892 --> 01:24:28,937 I'll meet you there. Trust me. 633 01:24:29,020 --> 01:24:30,814 What? 634 01:25:10,521 --> 01:25:13,065 So you made it finally. 635 01:25:14,316 --> 01:25:18,154 - Got the map? - Yes. I brought it. I want to talk to Elaine. 636 01:25:18,279 --> 01:25:22,032 No, you can't talk to her till I get it. 637 01:25:22,116 --> 01:25:24,201 Look out your window. 638 01:25:25,202 --> 01:25:29,123 See the fort across the bay? The tower? 639 01:25:29,206 --> 01:25:32,710 You take a water taxi right outside your hotel. 640 01:25:32,793 --> 01:25:35,963 You meet me there in two hours, 641 01:25:36,046 --> 01:25:38,215 all by yourself. 642 01:25:57,026 --> 01:26:01,405 - Has Jack Colton checked in? - In the last two minutes, no. 643 01:27:22,529 --> 01:27:24,614 Over here. 644 01:27:35,334 --> 01:27:37,420 Stop right there. 645 01:27:38,337 --> 01:27:41,507 - Let me see the map. - Where are you? 646 01:27:41,591 --> 01:27:46,095 - Let me see the map. - Let me see Elaine. 647 01:27:48,181 --> 01:27:50,266 Joanie? 648 01:28:00,109 --> 01:28:03,237 Drop the map and back off. 649 01:28:12,121 --> 01:28:14,665 If this isn't genuine... 650 01:28:17,168 --> 01:28:20,129 If you've pulled a fast one... 651 01:28:37,188 --> 01:28:39,273 Joan Wilder, 652 01:28:39,357 --> 01:28:42,735 you and your sister... 653 01:28:44,529 --> 01:28:46,239 can go. 654 01:28:52,787 --> 01:28:54,873 It's OK. 655 01:29:06,218 --> 01:29:09,096 I missed you at the hotel. 656 01:29:13,308 --> 01:29:15,394 We all did. 657 01:29:24,778 --> 01:29:27,739 You brainless broad. You let him follow you here. 658 01:29:34,121 --> 01:29:36,373 This map is nothing. 659 01:29:36,456 --> 01:29:38,917 They already have the stone. 660 01:29:43,839 --> 01:29:46,884 I had it in my hands, Ira. 661 01:29:46,967 --> 01:29:51,305 These hands that are gonna break every bone in your body. 662 01:29:55,809 --> 01:29:57,895 Later. 663 01:30:08,864 --> 01:30:11,575 Where is it? 664 01:30:11,658 --> 01:30:14,203 I don't know. 665 01:30:14,286 --> 01:30:18,041 - Where is the stone? - I don't... 666 01:30:21,753 --> 01:30:24,881 We dug. We didn't find anything. 667 01:30:56,913 --> 01:30:59,749 Crocodiles shed tears when they eat their prey. 668 01:30:59,833 --> 01:31:02,669 You have heard of these tears, I am sure. 669 01:31:02,752 --> 01:31:05,547 But have you seen them? 670 01:31:07,006 --> 01:31:08,633 Stop it! 671 01:31:27,360 --> 01:31:30,238 Look at those snappers. 672 01:31:31,656 --> 01:31:36,036 You can forego this agony. Simply tell me, where is El Coraz�n? 673 01:31:36,120 --> 01:31:39,790 Where is the heart? Where is the stone? 674 01:31:39,915 --> 01:31:42,459 All right. Just let her go, will ya? 675 01:31:42,585 --> 01:31:46,630 - She doesn't know where it is. I've got it. - Where is it? 676 01:31:51,135 --> 01:31:54,096 - In a safe place. - Where is it? 677 01:31:58,934 --> 01:32:01,020 Where is it? 678 01:32:42,645 --> 01:32:43,729 Choke on it. 679 01:32:56,326 --> 01:32:57,327 Thank you. 680 01:33:10,423 --> 01:33:12,300 Get down! 681 01:33:28,108 --> 01:33:30,068 Come on. 682 01:33:53,592 --> 01:33:55,093 Hurry. 683 01:33:58,972 --> 01:34:02,350 All right, muchachos. Bring the boat around! 684 01:34:02,434 --> 01:34:06,813 Hold them down! Let me get to the boat! 685 01:34:43,226 --> 01:34:45,144 Just a little more. 686 01:35:04,580 --> 01:35:06,249 Ira! 687 01:35:08,376 --> 01:35:11,879 - Come back here, Ira. - Jump, Ralph. 688 01:35:11,963 --> 01:35:16,092 - I can't swim. You know that, Ira. - I'll come back for you. 689 01:35:16,175 --> 01:35:19,846 - You promise? - I'll send the boat back for you, Ralph. 690 01:35:19,929 --> 01:35:21,889 - When? - Soon. 691 01:35:21,973 --> 01:35:25,476 - How soon? - Very soon. 692 01:35:32,191 --> 01:35:33,985 No! 693 01:35:39,575 --> 01:35:43,328 Where do you think you're going, pal? Come on. Cough it up. 694 01:35:43,787 --> 01:35:45,706 Wait. 695 01:35:51,128 --> 01:35:53,213 Joanie? 696 01:35:55,883 --> 01:35:58,886 How will you die, Joan Wilder? 697 01:35:58,969 --> 01:36:02,598 Slow like a snail? 698 01:36:03,599 --> 01:36:06,226 Or fast like a shooting star? 699 01:36:41,220 --> 01:36:42,971 Jack! 700 01:36:59,781 --> 01:37:02,909 Come on, you bastard. Give me a break. 701 01:37:11,125 --> 01:37:12,669 Damn it. 702 01:38:31,123 --> 01:38:32,666 Jack. 703 01:38:35,836 --> 01:38:37,880 It's OK. 704 01:38:37,963 --> 01:38:39,799 Come on back, Ira. 705 01:38:39,882 --> 01:38:42,593 You're my cousin, Ira. Don't you remember? 706 01:38:42,676 --> 01:38:45,930 Your mother, my mother. 707 01:38:47,264 --> 01:38:50,142 That way. He's gettin' away. 708 01:38:50,684 --> 01:38:53,020 He's got it all. Go that way. 709 01:38:53,395 --> 01:38:54,980 Joanie? 710 01:38:55,064 --> 01:38:59,485 OK. Here's what we gotta do. Get to the American consulate. Tell 'em everything. 711 01:38:59,568 --> 01:39:02,446 - Where are you going? - They might even believe you. 712 01:39:02,530 --> 01:39:06,367 Don't mention my name. Cartagena cops and I go way back. 713 01:39:06,450 --> 01:39:11,288 - Elaine, it's been a pleasure. - You're leaving? You're leaving me? 714 01:39:24,343 --> 01:39:27,388 You're gonna be all right, Joan Wilder. 715 01:39:45,574 --> 01:39:47,659 You always were. 716 01:39:56,751 --> 01:39:58,837 Jack Colton! 717 01:40:06,178 --> 01:40:08,263 Damn. 718 01:40:30,869 --> 01:40:34,122 Well, that is far and away your best book. 719 01:40:34,206 --> 01:40:37,167 I can't believe how fast you cranked this out. 720 01:40:37,250 --> 01:40:41,004 - So you really like it? - Like it? Look at me. I'm a mess. 721 01:40:41,087 --> 01:40:44,341 It made me cry. Don't tell anybody or I'll cut your heart out. 722 01:40:44,424 --> 01:40:47,177 I love the end where he dives in and swims away. 723 01:40:47,260 --> 01:40:52,557 Then he meets her at the airport. They sail off around the world together. 724 01:40:52,641 --> 01:40:55,852 God, I can't believe how this got to me. 725 01:40:55,936 --> 01:40:59,482 Well, I was inspired. 726 01:40:59,565 --> 01:41:04,237 Joanie, you are now a world-class hopeless romantic. 727 01:41:04,320 --> 01:41:06,989 No. Hopeful. 728 01:41:11,536 --> 01:41:13,621 Hopeful romantic. 729 01:41:18,960 --> 01:41:21,045 No, thank you. 730 01:41:22,296 --> 01:41:24,382 Never wear 'em. 731 01:42:12,513 --> 01:42:14,599 I like your boots. 732 01:42:14,682 --> 01:42:19,479 That poor old yellow-tailed guy developed a fatal case of indigestion. 733 01:42:19,563 --> 01:42:21,940 Died right in my arms. 734 01:42:22,065 --> 01:42:26,487 I can't blame him. If I were to die, there's nowhere else on earth I'd rather be. 735 01:42:26,778 --> 01:42:31,408 I couldn't stop thinking about you. I even read one of your books. 736 01:42:32,576 --> 01:42:35,621 Then you know how they all end. 737 01:45:33,217 --> 01:45:37,388 Subtitles by Visiontext 738 01:45:40,975 --> 01:45:43,060 ENGLISH PAL